- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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