- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Women's rights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Women's rights.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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