- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

wanna hear a joke? yes

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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