- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

cats are pussies

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

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