- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

I have aids

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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