- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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