- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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