- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Once upon a time

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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