Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Homonyms should be band.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

black people are white when i use night gogles

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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