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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

But who would want to sell us out and why?

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Nickleback.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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