- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Do you love me? No.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

i read the terms of service when i posted this

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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