- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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