A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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