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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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