How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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