- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

So does Blake

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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