- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

NEVER

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

woman..parallel parking

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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