- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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