52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

5 people are walking

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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