An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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The Joke Below

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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I was once a hamster.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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