- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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