'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Women's rights

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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You have friends

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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