Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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