What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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xavier stop

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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haha

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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