- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

I hate blackniggers

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

Which is longer? A rope...

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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