A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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destiny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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William wright is Gay

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Anti Joke

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