What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Poop

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Dumb

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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