- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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