- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Neil is a reterd.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Refrigerator

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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