Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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