- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Cool Brian

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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