- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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