1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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*insert joke here*

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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