a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Where's my tractor?

A man sat on a chair

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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