whats good about poland... fukk all

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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