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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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