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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Rick santorum

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

If you were a cactus, why?

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.