- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

its snowing on mount fuji

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Obama

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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