What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Of course, first door on your left

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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