What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Help I'm being raped!

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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