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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

Adele walks into the stables

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Wigan.

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