giddy goat

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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People with cancer.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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