Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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