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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

this site is an antijoke

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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