What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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