- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

What you reading? reading?

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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