- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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