Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

What comes after 23? 24.

Sex education in Texas,

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Your momma so fat, she's fat

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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