a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

God. God.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

I like your hair

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

hey John will you make some copies

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Woman's Rights

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