What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

neil patrick harris

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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