why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Alex Gedrose.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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