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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

A man walked into a bar owch

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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