Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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I'm Batman.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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hey John will you make some copies

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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