Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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