Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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