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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Knock knock Come in

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Your future.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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