- Anti Joke

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This sentence is a lie.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Asians

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread