"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

7+5=12

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Do you love me? No.

Obama

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