- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

What is a chair?

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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