- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

bees knees

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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