What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

If i open this door you can go trough it

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

The Christian Bible.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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