- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

honest politician

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

This is not a joke

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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