- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

vaginas

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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