A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

its snowing on mount fuji

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your all fags

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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