- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

world peace

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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