- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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