How are cars made? By magic.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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poop nuff said

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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