- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Lets go Yankees

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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