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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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