- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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