Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Anti Joke

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