Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Neither have I

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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