who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Republicans

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

why does column have a letter n?

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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