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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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