What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

im a willy bum bum

thumb_up thumb_down -24

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

thumb_up thumb_down -24

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

thumb_up thumb_down -26

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

thumb_up thumb_down -26

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops