Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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