Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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