- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

Your wife died during the delivery.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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