- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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