- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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