How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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