Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Womens rights !

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Anti Joke

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