- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

U mad?

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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