- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

womens rights.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

all jokes aside...

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

its snowing on mount fuji

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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