Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Why did it die Nothing died

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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