- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

He walked in a bar

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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