- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A man walks into a bar.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

politically correct!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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