Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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