- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Yo mama's fat.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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