Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

I'm 4 and what is this?

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Rebecca Black's career.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

neil likes pube toast

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

why did the computer crash? it didn't

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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