A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

your mom

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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